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twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

(Source: fefarielle, via iheartmario)

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If you’re my friend be my friend. It sounds so simple no? Well apparently it isnt. I dont care about your girlfriend or whatever the fuck she is to you. Just be my friend. And im not just talking about when you guys are fighting im not ammunition for these stupid games you’re playing with her if you want to stop being a little twat (I guess its rubbing off of her and onto you) ill be here until then have fun playing these stupid little mind games but I wont have it anymore.

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fuckyeah1990s:

Lets kick some ice.

(via kerrythemandalorian)

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-“Blinkin, listen they’ve taken the castle.”
-“… I thought it felt a bit drafty.”

(Source: smoke-filled-sighs, via cykeinthebox)

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