pardon me my good
filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
this ship fucking sails itself
NO YOU CANT DO THAT GET OUT
this is literally the greatest video in the entire world
get to know me meme — [2/5] favorite tv shows: friends
↳ “ Fine! Judge all you want but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in the fire, live in a box!”
You don’t need to buy me expensive things or take me out to dinner every night or even every weekend. I don’t need the world or want the world. I want the little things. If you push my hair out of face or rub my back. Or if you randomly kiss my cheek. Or text me randomly saying you miss me. Or if you make a tweet about me or post a picture of us on instagram. Then that’s all I care about. I want the little things. I care way more about that, than anything else.